ethiopienne:

yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza

audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

pastichee:

circumcisions:

im sorry officer i was sleepwalking i didnt mean to stab him 54 times in the chest

and then he ran into my knife

he ran into my knife ten times.

earrie:

Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company